🚀 adimo.uk
Mission Control for Digital Shenanigans
DEFINITELY NOT BROKEN
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Coffee-to-Code Ratio
4.7:1
Dangerously optimal
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Bugs Squashed Today
42
The answer to everything
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Uptime Happiness Level
99.9%
That 0.1% was naptime
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Pixel Perfection Score
∞
Mathematically impossible
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Subdomain Empire Status
api.adimo.uk
blog.adimo.uk
dev.adimo.uk
test.adimo.uk
staging.adimo.uk
secret.adimo.uk
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Server Temperature
🌡️ Cool
Literally and figuratively